Oh how adorable. The small print on my lab test receipt reads 'Cheeked by computerized automatiq ELISA Lab Machine and Micro Lab Automatic Machine'. At least I know I'm in good hands.
Actually I'm impressed they can now do lab testing here in Gardez (and on an automatiq machine to boot). I can now go to the US military base and request specific medication for whatever new form of amoeba is currently burrowing its way through my intestines, as opposed to simply guessing.
This is an amoeba by the way (not his best side):
However upon closer inspection, it actually looks like this: